George Michael had ordered a bunch of free travel brochures online and they had just come in. He needed to know where he and Mary were going to honeymoon since it was the man's responsibility to choose. Right? It was his choice to plan and surprise her and go where he wanted to go and make her happy in the process. Right?
Eddie squawked. "What?" George Michael asked, looking over at the seagull.
Eddie gave him a beady eyed glare that George Michael totally misunderstood. "I know, right? Joanna is probably so jealous."
Squawk squawk. "What? No. I don't miss her. That's absurd."
Squawk. "The money was nice."
Squawwwwwwk. "Will you just shut up about that? She
used to be my pimp mama but those days are over. I'm saddled with the ole ball and chain now." George Michael chuckled cause that was funny. Right? Ole ball and chain.
"Go play in the sand, Eddie. I've got work to do," he told the bird as he started to flip through a brochure on rain forests.
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