Luke's, Monday
Monday, September 22nd, 2014 11:56 am"Are you goddamn kidding me?"
Someone had replaced all the vegetables in the pantry with varying types of gourds and squashes. Eliot had noticed.
The cook came over and peered over his shoulder -- not difficult, since he was at least half a foot taller than Eliot was. "Huh," he said with a shrug. "Pumpkin spice everything."
"Pumpkin spice is not a thing!" said Eliot. "Pumpkins do not have natural spices! Pumpkin spice is a marketing gimmick to sell bland, 'seasonal' foods!"
The kitchen staff stared at him.
"I like pumpkin spice," said the busboy.
Eliot hated this town.
Today's specials
Tortellini with pumpkin alfredo
Spaghetti squash fritters
Butternut squash and parmesian bread pudding
Now hiring!
Luke's was open.
Someone had replaced all the vegetables in the pantry with varying types of gourds and squashes. Eliot had noticed.
The cook came over and peered over his shoulder -- not difficult, since he was at least half a foot taller than Eliot was. "Huh," he said with a shrug. "Pumpkin spice everything."
"Pumpkin spice is not a thing!" said Eliot. "Pumpkins do not have natural spices! Pumpkin spice is a marketing gimmick to sell bland, 'seasonal' foods!"
The kitchen staff stared at him.
"I like pumpkin spice," said the busboy.
Eliot hated this town.
Tortellini with pumpkin alfredo
Spaghetti squash fritters
Butternut squash and parmesian bread pudding
Now hiring!
Luke's was open.