Turtle & Canary; Wednesday [01/06].

[sake_shinigami]

Well! Apu-san was certainly in a terrible mood that day! Apparently, people kept asking him where to find the duct tape, which then caused him to explain in increasingly exasperated tones that they didn't carry any, they hadn't carried any in a very long time, so long ago that even he couldn't even remember exactly why they didn't carry any....

But Shunsui was going to let his faithful associate handle all of that, because he was going to be busy doing important things behind the counter, like catching up on his napping and drinking, and, of course, updating Summer-chan's sign.

It was, at this point, a time-honored tradition.

Welcome to Turtle & Canary!
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Today's Squishy Flavors
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Shortbread
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Turtle & Canary is open!

Caritas; Wednesday [01/06].

[somethingwithturquoise]

"Where are all the glasses?"

Upon realizing that it seemed that all the glassware seemed to be entirely MIA at the bar that evening, Summer's accusing eyes went almost immediately to Tino, who shrugged and insisted that he had nothing to do with it! They were all there yesterday! He should know, because he was stacking them all!

Summer narrowed her eyes at him a little after that, now wondering if the glassware had decided to take a hike out of pure self-preservation until Tino managed to get whatever stacking urges he was having lately out of his system.

"You just better hope it's all back by tomorrow," she said. "I am not taking the fall for this."

And at least they had plenty of red solo cups!

Wednesday Specials!

Anything in bottle, apparently!

And also, in Jello:
Rainbow Sherbet
Winter Margarita
Snowy Chicken Confetti Salad

Caritas is open!

Fandom Trooper Station, Wednesday

[hatesparadise]

Danny brought in extra donuts to bribe the troopers into helping him force Steve to relax on the PT for now. Just until the idiot was cleared by an actual doctor.

"You just gotta be firm with him."

The smirk he got from Ralph on that was uncalled for, honestly.

[open!]

Community Center Class: Fandom Home Companion

[betterthanaplan]

"Seriously?" Duke muttered, looking at the sign on the door. "They really stuck with that name, huh?"

He shook his head and headed in.

"Right," he said, once any students who were actually going to show up had shown up. "Let's get started, I guess. Hi, I'm Duke Crocker. In case you didn't already know that. I run the diner in town and occasionally get press-ganged into teaching by a moose. Apparently this time around it decided I knew how to instruct you lovely people on how to clean up after the island's wackiness, which -- I dunno, seems kind of rude, but sure. I have had to clean out my own pipes after all the tap water decides to turn to some sugary mess, so I guess I'm qualified."

He clapped his hands and rubbed them together. "Okay. So . . . first week, means introductions, right? Name, some . . . general biographical detail you want to share with the class, and . . . I dunno, what do you want to learn about? I am very open to suggestions." He pointed to a student. "You. Start us out."

The Devil's Nest, Wednesday Evening

[okteiviakom]

Octavia had missed her last two shifts because of the trip over the holidays, but that seemed to matter to the club about as little as it had to her. Tiny hadn't said anything about it, he'd just handed her some book on mixing drinks when she'd come in.

And now she was leafing through it behind the bar, occasionally looking around the shelves for the things listed for a given drink.

The club was quiet, save for the obvious, mellow soundtrack of whatever was on the piano bar playlist for tonight.