Jen didn't come into work today, strictly speaking, after checking up on her ship. Jen
somersaulted into work, literally, crashing into the pizza parlor midway through what looked like it had been a spectacular
non-wire-assisted, thank you pre-Disney days tumbling run, a battered old hockey stick in hand. She landed feet-first on the counter with a nice solid thunk and tried not to think too much about the sand she'd just knocked loose from her boots and would have to be cleaning up now.
"Hey!" She spotted a couple of the tiny pirates midway through purloining the red pepper shaker, and brought the hockey stick (weirdly convenient things washed up on the beach near her ship sometimes) down onto the counter with a loud slap that meant she'd be spending even more time cleaning up sand. "Hands off the condiments! Back off
now!"
They brandished their tiny swords at her and let fly with a barrage of high-pitched but full-flavored epithets that earned them another close call from the hockey stick -- and then another, and then they found themselves being chased completely out of the restaurant by a wrathful Jen.
. . . when you'd spent a lot of time dealing with mutant criminals who grew to the size of skyscrapers while attacking the city but shrunk to about the size of those pirates when arrested and cryofrozen for imprisonment, the size of your adversary sort of became a little irrelevant after a while. Although most of the time you didn't get stuck trying to clean the sand out of the cash register after it was over.
Which might have had something to do with the
level of her wrath.
Pizza Planet is open, and apparently a little too well-defended against the diminutive buccaneering sort. Poor pizzaless pygmy pirates.