salmoneus.livejournal.comAt the bank, Salmoneus has just plugged in the ray-dy-o he bought at the Emporium. He looks at it grimly, then turns the button on like Michael showed him.
The most awful noise he's ever heard blasts from the thing, and he clasps one hand over one ear while trying to the find the knob that would turn the sound down. As he finds it, the noise lessens, but he still can't believe what he's hearing. It sounds like someone burping in the background as someone else talks in rhymes. With a shake of his head he pushes the button to find something else. Another noise, high pitched, whining, and repetitive, leaks out of the machine, and he again twists the knob to find something that doesn't sound like a banshee screeching.
One more twist and he comes across a raspy voice speaking across the end of a song....
"... that were Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson, who be the only American Idol t'be worth a damn. The less said about Fantasia, the better, methinks." Barbossa chuckled into the microphone before continuing. "But Kelly? She be hot, she be obscenely rich, she be dyin' her hair an unnatural color. And speakin' of unnatural color, here be a song from Boy George..."
The song that came out of the radio was bouncy, and it got Salmoneus' foot to tapping, so he left it. He found himself enjoying the strange music, and even attempted to sing along, though he didn't know the lyrics, much less understand the song.
"A-come-a-come-a-come-a-come-a-come-a to me, Leone.... you come and go.... you come and go.... a-oh-oh..."
[ooc:Use of Pirate radio with permission, courtesy of Barbossa. If you come in, you'll find the radio on, and Salmoneus bopping his head to the music.]