Fandom Post Office, Wednesday, 4/11
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007 08:11 amAnnette found a pretty rock on the way to work. Pocketing it, she thought Gladys might appreciate it. Just because. But her good intentions were futile. Gladys took the rock, looked it over, and walked to the back door and threw it outside. "Rocks Belong Outside." And Annette wasn't quite sure, but she thought Gladys might have given her a look that was totally chastising. But it was hard to tell, what with those glowing eyes and everthing.
Leaving Gladys to her work, and totally not pouting, Annette found the letter from Mr. Moist and read it.
"...If it gets too annoying, there's food in the back room.
-Moist von Lipwig
PS: Her name is Not Tiddles"
After reading the letter, Annette exclaimed, "Ooh, a kitty!" A minute later she found the cat sprawled on top of the counter. "Oh you are pretty!" She smiled and petted her, saying, "Who would name you Not Tiddles though? Kind of weird, eh? I mean if you're Not Tiddles, then who are you? Hm? You don't have to answer that but just know I would have given you a pretty name. Oh, I have something for you!" Digging into her bag, Annette pulled out a silky blue hair ribbon (why yes, she carries them with her wherever she goes) and tied it around Not Tiddles' neck, making a pretty bow. "There now, don't you look sweet."
Not Tiddles apparently didn't like the ribbon. She started to flail, if you can imagine a cat flailing. The ribbon came off and Not Tiddles began to shred it with her claws.
"Oh, you are a bad kitty. Bad bad. See if I ever bring you another treat again." At which point the cat looked at Annette and seemed to smile. Which was totally wrong. "Stop that. Stop eyeballing me. It's freaking me out."
(please wait for ocd is up!)
Leaving Gladys to her work, and totally not pouting, Annette found the letter from Mr. Moist and read it.
"...If it gets too annoying, there's food in the back room.
-Moist von Lipwig
PS: Her name is Not Tiddles"
After reading the letter, Annette exclaimed, "Ooh, a kitty!" A minute later she found the cat sprawled on top of the counter. "Oh you are pretty!" She smiled and petted her, saying, "Who would name you Not Tiddles though? Kind of weird, eh? I mean if you're Not Tiddles, then who are you? Hm? You don't have to answer that but just know I would have given you a pretty name. Oh, I have something for you!" Digging into her bag, Annette pulled out a silky blue hair ribbon (why yes, she carries them with her wherever she goes) and tied it around Not Tiddles' neck, making a pretty bow. "There now, don't you look sweet."
Not Tiddles apparently didn't like the ribbon. She started to flail, if you can imagine a cat flailing. The ribbon came off and Not Tiddles began to shred it with her claws.
"Oh, you are a bad kitty. Bad bad. See if I ever bring you another treat again." At which point the cat looked at Annette and seemed to smile. Which was totally wrong. "Stop that. Stop eyeballing me. It's freaking me out."
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