The Jerries woke up on the floor of their lovely store in South Swedland, Greenmexiway, very hung over from rum and wondering what to do about the
magic card of evil they had received from that very nice young man.
It had a bunch of numbers on it, so first they tried reciting the numbers to the donkeys. That didn't work, because the donkeys were gone. Then they tried painting the numbers on the store window, to let everyone know about the sale on winter jackets and shoehorns. Then one Jerry remembered that the telephone had numbers on it, and they should try entering some of the numbers there.
So they did.
For hours.
The Jerries were the new kings (queens?) of international prank calling, and they didn't even know it.
Finally the card began making beeping noises at them, and a lady lectured them very sternly on their minutes being gone. The Jerries dropped the phone and screamed, and ran around in circles with their arms over their heads.
And then they placed the card on the table in the middle with the thumbless mitten and the box of hair, right next to something that looked like it might be Teddy Ruxpin's left arm. Don't ask about the scorch marks. They don't know, either.
OrangeShoeSevenAide was - brace yourselves - open.
(Extreme SP for the next few hours, bear with me, but if you don't mind that, come one, come all!
If you're new, all you need to know is that the Jerries are insane. Off the meds. Crazyflakes. And that the store has nothing you would want to buy and you can't buy things anyway. Read this post for general information, see here for an explanation on how the store works, and a list of what you can find in the store is here. But you're free to make up things, as well, so long as they are (a) weird and (b) worthless. No finding a repairable laptop, but if you want the smashed-up CD drive with half of a Backstreet Boys CD still in it, go to town!
Or, as I usually say it:
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