
"..."
Hands on hips as she came in to open up the shop in Ino's absence, Eliza stared at it for a moment, then picked up the telephone on the counter, the one that couldn't possibly be a phone because where on earth was the crank, and carefully, one punch at a time, stabbed in the number for the Acme Sign Company.
"Hello. Yes. My name is Eliza Doolittle, of Covent Garden Flowers on Fandom Island, and I should like to speak to whomever has been handling the account for my shop. Immediately. No, you may
not put me 'on hold;' we've never even met, and I don't sell that sort of ware, no matter what your signmakers believe. Now connect me to the clerk in charge of my account before I take the sign currently hanging outside my business, turn it sideways, cover it with marmalade and --"
The teal deer nosing about in the doorway spontaneously turned magenta, wobbled, fell over on its side, then slowly got up and scrambled away, is all we're saying.
"
Thank you. Now. What I should like is-- No, I don't want a refund. ....No, I don't want another twelve sacks of flour. No, I do
not want-- I don't
care if you've a gentleman in the shop, I'm not finished speaking and you
will ( listen here, young man: )Over the almost tangible silence from the junior under demi-assistant sign clerk on the phone, there was the sound in the distance of familiar, delighted laughter.
Very familiar.
"Oh, shut it, you're not even trying anymore. A
convent? Honestly."
She hung up the phone so delicately you could almost imagine it was a bone-china teacup in her hand.
[Open for what is very likely to be Eliza's last shift. Which is a spoiler to no one.]